J. S. Bach (1685-1750). We'll put it like this: they don't name a crater on Mercury and two asteroids after you if you're not a big deal. Lived for 65 years, had like 40 kids and completed like 3 million pieces of music. Those #s are estimates. Composed some of the most significant works to this day in both sacred and secular realms. Passions and masses. Sonatas and concerti. Reputation while he was alive was more for being a virtuoso keyboardist/organist; people are dumb.

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